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Sean Sparks
I've been afraid to write anything new for over three years. I called myself a writer when I was hot out of the gates of high school, but I've yet to finish a single story that mattered to me. I've been told I'm full of potential, amazing, intelligent, sexy, charismatic, a great lay, a good dancer, a skilled writer, a natural magician, an arrogant asshole, ridiculously lazy, unable to commit, and inadequate, but those people were all either trying to fuck me, or were my parents.
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Monday, October 27, 2008

OKCupid

I have a profile on OKCupid, a dating website that I've found has a pretty solid array of interesting and sexy people. I met a trio of awesome people, a boy and two girls he was involved with, at a swinger party two weekends ago, and they told me they met on OKCupid. Since I was really impressed with each of them, I assumed that a website that matched up neat individuals that well couldn't be that far off the mark.

Lately I've been more concerned with meeting interesting people than I have with sexy, though I have to admit I like my interesting people to be sexy... regardless, I've been approaching likely candidates that I'd like for potential hangout buddies or someone I can bullshit with on the internet in a more candid, sarcastic fashion.

One girl said in her "Contact me if" box:

"You actually have something to say."


So I decided to contact her:

There are exactly 732 rocks in my front and back yard. Don't ask me why I know, I don't like disclosing that story to people I don't know, I just do.

There, I said it. I feel better for having told someone the number.

Thanks for being my confessional.

Oh! Also, I like the shape of your head. It has good symmetry.


-Sean
Posted by Sean Sparks at 12:32 PM

3 comments:

Krissi said...

"at a swinger party," really? it's bad enough you never write about me, but now you casually mentionthe best fucking party i've ever thrown without so much as a nod. What do i have to do to impress you anyway? More fire-swallowers? Better Ohio DJ (see if you can find one!)?
And what about the FSA? i thought we had a message to share with the world...

p.s. i do actually read your blog.

October 28, 2008 6:49 PM
Sean Sparks said...

I have a post about the party saved on here, I just haven't published it yet ;)

I kept working on it, then putting it up, then working on it again. I do that with stuff.

But now you've gone and done it, I'm going to have to write an expose piece on you. Full coverage, no mercy, journalistic grit with pitbull tenacity. You'll wish you'd never brought my writer's eye down on you girly.

*Tips detective hat, exit stage left*

-Sean

October 29, 2008 8:37 AM
Angi B. Lovely said...

Hah, I signed up on there recently too, you know to maybe meet people in the same city as me and stop the ridiculous long distance crush/date/really expensive booty call thing I've got going on. Of course the fist person I respond to is someone who I already know, and have long distance dated already. Funny thing is in the message he was asking me if a certain picture on a girls profile was of you with your hands on two different girls' breasts.

It was you.

October 30, 2008 9:48 PM

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